1
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Here you are, dear.

2
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Oh, thank you, honey.

3
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Hey, what goes here?

4
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Just two eggs?
Where's the bacon?

5
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Bacon happens to be
75 cents a pound.

6
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Look, Lucy,
I can't eat eggs that way.

7
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They-they-they look
absolutely naked.

8
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Well, look the other way
when you eat them.

9
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Now, Lucy, where's the bacon?

10
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As far as I'm concerned,
it's still on the hog.

11
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I'm economizing.

12
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Well, look, honey,
that's a very good attitude,

13
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but why do you have
to cut down on food?

14
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There's just no other
place to cut down.

15
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Is that so, eh?

16
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What about all the money
that you spend on clothes

17
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and the beauty parlor, hmm?

18
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Why don't you cut them out?

19
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Well, all right, if you think
you'd like your meals served

20
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by an ugly brunette
wearing a flour sack.

21
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You know what I mean.

22
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There's must be some other
way to economize.

23
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Well, as a matter of
fact there is, Ricky.

24
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Look, "Save money
with a home freezer.

25
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Get your meat
wholesale."

26
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I knew it! I knew
it had to be something

27
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in back of all this.

28
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But it won't cost
us a cent, Ricky.

29
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Look, it says right here:

30
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"This freezer
pays for itself."

31
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Oh, well, let me see.

32
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Hey, maybe we ought
to get one.

33
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Really?

34
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Sure.

35
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As soon as it gets through
paying for itself,

36
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tell it to give us a call
and come over.

37
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Now, you know
what I meant.

38
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Honey, I can't
afford a freezer,

39
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not even one that
pays for itself.

40
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But Ricky, listen, it's only
going to save us money...

41
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I cannot do it,
honey, no.

42
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Can't afford it.

43
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See you later.

44
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What about your eggs?

45
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Oh, I got a feeling

46
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that they won't
go to waste.

47
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Ethel is coming up,
isn't she?

48
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- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.

49
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Good morning, Lucy.

50
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Oh, yeah?

51
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Good-bye, Lucy.

52
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Come back, Ethel.

53
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If I'd wanted to be
with somebody grumpy

54
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I'd have stayed
downstairs with Fred.

55
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What's the matter
with you?

56
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Oh, I asked Ricky

57
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if we couldn't have
this freezer,

58
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and he says he
can't afford it.

59
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Can't afford it.

60
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I asked Fred to buy
us a freezer, too.

61
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What did he say?

62
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I'll tell you
what I said.

63
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Please, please, there
are ladies present.

64
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I just come up to tell you
not to expect any heat today.

65
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I put all new firebrick
in that furnace

66
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and we can't use it
till the cement dries.

67
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This house might be
a home freezer itself by night.

68
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Charm boy.

69
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Yeah.

70
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Gee, why is it everything
that's wonderful costs money?

71
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I don't know.

72
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Say, why didn't I
think of this before?

73
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Uncle Oscar!

74
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Uncle Oscar?

75
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My Uncle Oscar is a butcher,

76
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and he's got a big cold chest.

77
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Why don't you knit him
a sweater?

78
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Well, of course, if you don't
want to hear my plan...

79
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I do, I do.

80
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Well, he's retiring
from the meat business,

81
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and he's got
a great big old freezer--

82
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You know, the kind you walk into
and hang up the meat.

83
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I'll bet he'd sell us that
for practically nothing.

84
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- Really?
- I'm going to call him up.

85
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If we could buy it
and put it in the basement,

86
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we'd have a real
home freezer.

87
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How much do you think
he'd sell it for?

88
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I don't know, but there's
no harm in asking him,

89
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'cause this would be
a great way...

90
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Hello, Uncle Oscar?

91
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This is little Ethel.

92
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Little?

93
00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,284
Uncle Oscar, how
much do you want

94
00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,578
for that big old
freezer of yours?

95
00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:05,746
For me.

96
00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,581
Well, that sounds
like a fair price.

97
00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:08,790
How much?

98
00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,001
He'll sell it
to us for nothing.

99
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For nothing!

100
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All we have
to do is pay

101
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for the hauling
and installation?

102
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How much is that?

103
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How much is that?

104
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$50.

105
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Sold!

106
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We'll take it!

107
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When can we have
it installed?

108
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This afternoon?

109
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Oh, gee, that's fine.

110
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Kiss Aunt Emmy
for me, will you?

111
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Good-bye, Unc.

112
00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,440
Lucy, we now own
a home freezer.

113
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Thank you.

114
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Let's get busy!

115
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Look out!

116
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What are you doing?

117
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Ordering meat.

118
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The sooner we get
the meat in the freezer,

119
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the quicker
we'll be saving money.

120
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I wonder how much
we ought to order?

121
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Oh, 20, 25 pounds,
maybe 30.

122
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Gee, that sounds
like a lot of meat.

123
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Honey! It'll last!

124
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Hello?

125
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Hello, this is
Mrs. Ricky Ricardo

126
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at 623 East 68th Street.

127
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I'd like to order some meat
for our freezer.

128
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Beef.

129
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Oh, I see.

130
00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,177
Just a minute.

131
00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,012
It's only
69 cents a pound!

132
00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,055
No kidding?

133
00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,848
Why, steak's $1.89.

134
00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,350
I know, I'd better
order right away

135
00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,644
before he realizes
what a bargain he's giving us.

136
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Uh, all right, that'll be,
that'll be fine.

137
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Oh, by the side?

138
00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,693
Oh, well,
just a minute.

139
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That's the price
by the side.

140
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How big is
a side of beef?

141
00:05:22,863 --> 00:05:25,242
Well, a side of bacon
is about this big.

142
00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,618
Oh, well,
that's okay.

143
00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,788
All right,
I'll take a side.

144
00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,624
Better make it
two sides.

145
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One for each of us.

146
00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,128
Yeah, can you send it
over this afternoon?

147
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East 68th Street.

148
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That's right, thank you.

149
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In the meantime,
we'll go downtown.

150
00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,052
What for?

151
00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,053
Well, with all that money
we're saving on the freezer,

152
00:05:46,178 --> 00:05:47,639
we can afford to buy
ourselves new dresses.

153
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Hurry up! Get ready! Come on!

154
00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,481
Oh, yeah, it was
a lot of money,

155
00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,025
but after all, it's
a very basic style.

156
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I can wear it for years.

157
00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,737
Oh, I can hardly wait
to try these things on!

158
00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,073
I'm going right down to my
apartment and put this on.

159
00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,242
Oh!

160
00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,244
Say, maybe
that's the meat.

161
00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:12,998
Yes, sir?

162
00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:13,999
Mrs. Ricardo?

163
00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:15,000
Yes, sir?

164
00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,127
Johnson's
Meat Company.

165
00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,337
Gee, that sure is
a lot, isn't it?

166
00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:20,672
Oh, there's more.

167
00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,214
Oh?

168
00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,260
Look at the way
they wrap it.

169
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Yeah.

170
00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:30,891
My goodness.

171
00:06:34,226 --> 00:06:35,854
Oh, hey,
are you sure

172
00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:37,814
that's all for us?

173
00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:40,567
Lady, this is only
the beginning.

174
00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,862
Oh, there must
be a mistake.

175
00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,779
Oh, that isn't
a side of beef.

176
00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,074
That must be
a side of elephant.

177
00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,912
Lucy, what have we
got ourselves into?

178
00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:55,081
Well, what's all this
going to cost, Ethel?

179
00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:57,959
We're getting
700 pounds of meat!

180
00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,295
At 69 cents a pound,
that's...

181
00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,796
$483.

182
00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:05,884
Listen, there's
been a mistake.

183
00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,636
You're going to have to take
most of this meat back.

184
00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,095
- All but 30 pounds.
- Yeah.

185
00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,097
Sorry, ladies, once a side
of beef has been cut,

186
00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:13,350
we're not allowed
to bring it back.

187
00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,310
Come on, Ethel,
let's get busy.

188
00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,811
What are we
going to do?

189
00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,773
I'm going to paste this animal
back together again.

190
00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,652
Find the piece
that fits that.

191
00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:27,906
Look, ladies, even if you
defrosted it, pasted it together

192
00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:31,451
and taught it to walk,
I couldn't take it back!

193
00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,331
Well, that's one side.

194
00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,042
Now let's go down
and get the other one.

195
00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,795
The other one!

196
00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,089
Ricky and Fred are
going to kill us!

197
00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,882
Yes, but by buying
it all wholesale,

198
00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,676
we saved them
at least $500.

199
00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,678
I hope you can
explain all that

200
00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,764
before their fingers
tighten around our throats.

201
00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,683
Maybe we could
sell some of it!

202
00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:55,725
Sell it?

203
00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,811
Yeah, you know, we could
go to a butcher shop

204
00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,187
and grab some
of the customers

205
00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,689
before the butcher
gets to them.

206
00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,607
We could sell this
for 79 cents a pound.

207
00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,359
But it only cost 69.

208
00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,861
Well, we might as well make
a little something on it.

209
00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,530
Oh, no, Lucy,
we couldn't sell it.

210
00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,991
It wouldn't be right.
It wouldn't be fair.

211
00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,283
Why not?

212
00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,702
It's...

213
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,582
Well, don't just
stand there!

214
00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,960
We got a lot
of meat to sell!

215
00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,111
Get ready
for business.

216
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,703
Psst!

217
00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,789
Psst!

218
00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,041
Come here.

219
00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,753
Are you tired of
paying high prices?

220
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,797
Are you interested in
a little high-class beef?

221
00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,549
Do you want a bargain?

222
00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,634
Tell you what
I'm gonna do.

223
00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:13,636
Step up
a little closer.

224
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,346
I don't want to
block the traffic.

225
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:16,931
Now, you look
like a smart dame.

226
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:17,932
What'll it be?

227
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,100
I got sirloin,
tenderloin,

228
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:24,814
T-bone, rump, pot roast,
chuck roast, oxtail stump.

229
00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,901
I got a special on T-bone,
79 cents a pound.

230
00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,445
Well, really, I'm...

231
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,654
79 cents!

232
00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,490
Shh! Quiet. Get 'em
while they last, lady.

233
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,949
Step right over
and help yourself.

234
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,618
Ethel, help the little
lady, will you?

235
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:37,827
What'll you have?

236
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,537
Well, I'd like
a sirloin.

237
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:40,663
A sirloin coming up.

238
00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,041
Keep it down, keep it down, kid.

239
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,043
How much does
this weigh?

240
00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,503
-
- Weigh.

241
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:53,968
Three pounds.

242
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,636
I'll take it.

243
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:01,768
Psst!

244
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,686
Come here.

245
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,314
Are you interested
in some high-class beef?

246
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,482
Are you tired of
paying high prices?

247
00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:09,818
Do you want a bargain?

248
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,653
Tell you what
I'm gonna do.

249
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,154
Is this
choice meat?

250
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,116
Absolutely-- give the little
lady her choice, Ethel.

251
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,034
Tell you what
I'm gonna do.

252
00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,702
That's not
what I meant.

253
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,955
Get away from me, kid,
you bother me.

254
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,665
Tell you what I'm gonna do:

255
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,792
Any cut you want,
79 cents a pound.

256
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,336
But how can you afford
to sell it so cheap?

257
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,255
I'm glad you
asked that, lady.

258
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,840
This is all
made possible

259
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,092
because we do
everything ourselves.

260
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,803
We rope, we brand,
we butcher, we market.

261
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,179
We do everything
but eat it for you.

262
00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:40,807
79 cents a pound.

263
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,684
Well, I'll try
a round steak.

264
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,477
Okay, step right
over here.

265
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,354
A round steak.

266
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,856
Keep it down.

267
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,024
Hey, hey...

268
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,442
♪ Rock-a-bye baby ♪

269
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:55,071
♪ On the treetop ♪

270
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,241
♪ Rock-a-bye baby
on the treetop... ♪

271
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,870
Step right up.

272
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,788
Every...
Ohh!

273
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,207
Amscray, amscray!
Utcherbay.

274
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,418
Watch the papers
for our new location!

275
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,503
Good afternoon.

276
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,307
This is the last.

277
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,476
Oh, thank goodness.

278
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:10,855
Boy, 700 pounds
of meat is a lot to carry.

279
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,065
Oh!

280
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,910
You know...

281
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,872
you know, what worries
me is how we're...

282
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,457
Oh! Honey, I'm sor...

283
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,376
Wait till I get the key.

284
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,339
Gee, I'm sorry!

285
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,633
Oh, boy, it gets cold
in there in a hurry!

286
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,968
Yeah, how about that.

287
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,135
You know,
this is dangerous

288
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,179
not being able to open
that from the inside.

289
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,473
We'd better have this
lock taken off tomorrow.

290
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,683
Yeah, that's
a good idea.

291
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:47,684
Golly.

292
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:51,271
- Well, Lucy, we did it.
- Whew!

293
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,647
It's all in there.

294
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,149
Yeah... now we just
got to explain

295
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,485
all this meat
to Ricky and Fred.

296
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,820
Yeah.

297
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,155
You don't suppose they'd believe

298
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,450
that a cow wandered in there
and fell apart?

299
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,331
Nope.

300
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,749
No, I guess not.

301
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,420
- What's that?
- It's Ricky and Fred.

302
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:16,879
They're coming down here!

303
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,464
Oh, no, they're up
in the apartment.

304
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,174
We can hear them
through the furnace.

305
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,259
Are you sure?

306
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,343
Sure, I'll show you.

307
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,429
Don't touch that,
honey, it's hot!

308
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,597
No, Fred's fixing
it, remember?

309
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:27,849
Oh.

310
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,517
I wonder what Ricky's
doing home already.

311
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,977
I'll see.

312
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,354
Lucy, they're
looking for us!

313
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,981
What are we
gonna tell them?

314
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,857
Well, come on, we can't
let them find us down here.

315
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,234
Hurry up!

316
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:46,034
Well, Ethel,
look who's here!

317
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,202
[Ethel] Why, it's Ricky and Fred!

318
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,871
[Lucy] Yeah.

319
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,873
Girls, we want
to talk to you.

320
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,791
About what?

321
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,960
I ran into Uncle Oscar today.

322
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,545
Start packing, Ethel.

323
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,673
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

324
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,133
We're not mad at you.

325
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,218
We think it's a wonderful idea
that you got the freezer.

326
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,386
Yeah, that was a real
smart business deal.

327
00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:08,473
Yeah, how about that?

328
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,932
In fact, we think you did
so well getting the freezer

329
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,059
that we want to do
our share, too.

330
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,895
[Ricky] That's right,

331
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,230
and just to get you started,

332
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,857
here's what we got.

333
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,570
30 pounds of meat.

334
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,822
Gee, swell.

335
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:26,991
Gee.

336
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,952
You ever saw that much meat
in your whole life?

337
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,540
No.

338
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,293
Boy, that sure is
a lot, isn't it, Ethel?

339
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,629
Well, come on, let's get
it down to the freezer.

340
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,089
Yeah, let's put it in
the freezer, come on.

341
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,298
No, no, wait
a minute.

342
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,758
I have a couple
of steaks.

343
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,968
I think we ought to
do it all in one trip.

344
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,303
Come here and
help me, Ethel.

345
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,971
What's with her?

346
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,139
Listen, you stall them

347
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,933
while I get that meat
out of the freezer.

348
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,059
How can I stall them?

349
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,811
Listen, if I can move
700 pounds of meat

350
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,271
you ought to be able to
keep two husbands occupied

351
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,439
for a couple of minutes.

352
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,649
Well, what can I do?

353
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,442
Dance with them,
talk, sing.

354
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,277
That's it,
ask Ricky to sing.

355
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,821
Sing?
You know he won't.

356
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,240
Oh, won't he? Listen, you
take care of the ham.

357
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,075
I'll take care
of the beef.

358
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,289
Hi, fellas.

359
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,958
Hi. What's the delay?

360
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:17,959
- Delay?
- Yeah.

361
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,377
Where's Lucy?
Come on.

362
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,962
Lucy?

363
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,297
Um, uh... uh, she, uh...
she, uh...

364
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,758
The freezer was dirty
and she wanted to go down

365
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,468
and clean it all up
before you saw it.

366
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,553
Oh, honey, what's
the difference?

367
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,096
Come on, we want to see it.

368
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,472
- Let's go down there.
- Come on, let's go down.

369
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,723
No, wait a minute, Fred.

370
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,893
You know Lucy, if she...
uh... if, uh...

371
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,895
Ricky, I think
you sing better

372
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,981
than anybody in
the whole world.

373
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,482
Would you sing for me?

374
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,650
Sing? Now?

375
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:43,651
Yeah, now.

376
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,861
What's the matter
with you?

377
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,154
Are you losing
your mind?

378
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,114
Come on, we've got
a freezer down there

379
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,657
and a lot of meat
to put in it.

380
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,825
Now let's go
right now.

381
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,076
Wait, wait
a minute, Fred.

382
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,202
Wait a minute.

383
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,249
If Ethel wants to hear
me sing that bad, I...

384
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,501
gee, I wouldn't
want to deprive her

385
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,961
of the pleasure of it.

386
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,212
Oh, no.

387
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,716
Well, you'd like
to hear me sing, eh?

388
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,676
All right.

389
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,970
You really think
I sing good, huh?

390
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,847
Gee, that's very
nice of you.

391
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,640
What would you
like to hear?

392
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,684
Anything with
a lot of choruses.

393
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,520
Oh, boy, a lot
of choruses, eh?

394
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,897
All right.

395
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,315
Here's one.

396
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,194
♪ <i>Ay, Mama Inez</i> ♪

397
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,945
♪ <i>Ay, Mama Inez...</i> ♪

398
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,322
Aw, Ricky!

399
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:33,743
♪ <i>Todos los negros
tomamos cafe</i> ♪

400
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:38,372
♪ <i>Ay, Mama Inez, ay, Mama Inez</i> ♪

401
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:43,294
♪ <i>Todos los negros
tomamos cafe</i> ♪

402
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,963
♪ <i>Pero belen,
belen, belen</i> ♪

403
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,257
♪ <i>Adonde estabas metia</i> ♪

404
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,134
♪ <i>Yo fui hasta Jesus maria</i> ♪

405
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:54,263
♪ <i>Yo te buscaba
y no te encontre...</i> ♪

406
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,727
♪ <i>Oh, Mama Inez</i> ♪

407
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,146
- ♪ <i>Oh, Mama Inez</i> ♪
- [Ethel] Oh, Ricky.

408
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:06,734
♪ <i>All black people
we drink coffee</i> ♪

409
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:11,446
♪ <i>Oh, Mama Inez, oh, Mama Inez</i> ♪

410
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:13,657
♪ <i>All the blacks...</i> ♪

411
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,207
♪ <i>Where were you going</i> ♪

412
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,251
♪ <i>I went to Jesus Maria</i> ♪

413
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,379
♪ <i>I was looking for you
and I didn't find you...</i> ♪

414
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,095
♪ <i>But belen, belen, belen</i> ♪

415
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,430
♪ <i>Where were you going</i> ♪

416
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,349
♪ <i>I went to Jesus Maria</i> ♪

417
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:42,228
♪ <i>I was looking for you
and I didn't find you</i> ♪

418
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,438
♪ <i>I was at godmother's house</i> ♪

419
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,732
♪ <i>Yesterday he sent me to look for</i> ♪

420
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:51,112
♪ <i>On that side of the corner
He lives in the mangrove</i> ♪

421
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:56,826
♪ <i>Oh, Mama Inez, oh, Mama Inez</i> ♪

422
00:17:56,951 --> 00:18:01,080
♪ <i>All black people
we drink coffee</i> ♪

423
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:05,960
♪ <i>Oh, Mama Inez, oh, Mama Inez</i> ♪

424
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,255
♪ <i>All black people
we drink coffee.</i> ♪

425
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,465
♪ Ba-la-la-bum, ba-bum-bum. ♪

426
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,800
Bravo! Bravo!

427
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,677
Oh, isn't he
Wonderful, Fred?

428
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:15,845
Yeah,
yeah.

429
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,388
Sing another one, Ricky.

430
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,807
All right, what you
like to hear now?

431
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,768
How about that dandy
little ditty entitled

432
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,979
"Let's Vamooso To El Freezo"?

433
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,817
What would you like
to hear, Ethel?

434
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:30,943
Anything.

435
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,613
All right, here's
one you should like.

436
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:43,998
♪ <i>That mole you have, honey
cute, next to the mouth</i> ♪

437
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:51,756
♪ <i>Don't give it to anyone, honey
nice, it's my turn</i> ♪

438
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:55,968
♪ <i>Oh, oh, oh, oh</i> ♪

439
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,680
♪ <i>Sing and don't cry</i> ♪

440
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:08,189
♪ <i>Because singing they rejoice,
sweetheart, the hearts</i> ♪

441
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:12,068
♪ <i>Oh, oh, oh, oh</i> ♪

442
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:15,780
♪ <i>Sing and don't cry</i> ♪

443
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:23,496
♪ <i>Because singing they rejoice,
cielito lindo, los corazones</i> ♪

444
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:30,670
♪ <i>Ese lunar que tienes, cielito
lindo, junto a la boca...</i> ♪

445
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,278
Here we come, Lucy.

446
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,824
Have you got it
all cleaned up, Lucy?

447
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,367
Lucy?

448
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,578
Hey, this is
great, Fred.

449
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,247
This is wonderful.

450
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,580
Yeah, look how
big and roomy.

451
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,917
I bet you could hang
a whole side of beef in there.

452
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,210
Are you kidding?
I bet that you...

453
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,759
Oh!

454
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,557
Oh, Lucy!

455
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,436
Oh, Ricky, Ricky,
she's freezing.

456
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,771
Lucy, you come
out of there!

457
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,065
Come out of
there now!

458
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,400
Oh, she's
locked in!

459
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,776
Well, where's
the key?

460
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,528
Where's the key, Lucy?

461
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:38,863
The key, Lucy?

462
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,323
The key for the door,
where's the key?

463
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,117
The key, honey,
where is it?

464
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,452
Where did
you put it?

465
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,162
Where's the key?
Haven't you got the key?

466
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,334
Oh, honey...

467
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,171
Honey, don't cry,
honey, don't cry!

468
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,172
Don't cry.

469
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,298
I'll go and
get a crowbar

470
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,340
and we'll pry
it open.

471
00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,592
Well, hurry up, will you?

472
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,844
Honey... oh,
honey, don't cry!

473
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,512
Honey, don't cry!

474
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,972
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Don't!

475
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,974
Boo-hoo-hoo!
Don't, honey, no.

476
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,810
Her tears
are frozen!

477
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,436
Yeah.
Oh, honey...

478
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,063
Oh, my God, no...

479
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,691
Honey!
Honey!

480
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,234
Don't jump
all around!

481
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,652
No, don't!
No, honey!

482
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,738
You'll use the
oxygen! Don't!

483
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,156
Oxygen?

484
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,574
Yeah,
jumping around.

485
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,159
No, honey, no.

486
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,869
No, not good-bye, no,
just stand still.

487
00:21:27,994 --> 00:21:29,705
Lay against
the wall-- rest.

488
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,041
Lay against the wall--
stand still!

489
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,626
Stand still
against the wall.

490
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:34,627
Rest, honey.

491
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:35,669
Oh, here it is.

492
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,129
Here we go.

493
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,050
Are you
getting it?

494
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,510
All right. I think
we got it.

495
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,178
Here we go.
I got it.

496
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,513
Oh, my goodness!

497
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,599
Oh!

498
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,268
She's stiff as a poker!

499
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,520
I know it.

500
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,271
Wait a minute.
Wait, hold it, I'll get it

501
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,148
Don't worry,
just, just hold her a minute.

502
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,148
Hold it.

503
00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:58,150
I'll get her
back here.

504
00:21:58,275 --> 00:21:59,151
Let me help.

505
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,319
Get her feet,
Fred.

506
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,695
Get her feet!

507
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,614
Get her feet now.
Let me help.

508
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,366
Easy! Easy now!

509
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,534
Hey, fellas, easy!

510
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,244
Easy going
around corners!

511
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:09,994
You might snap off
an arm!

512
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,539
All right,
take it easy!

513
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,790
All right, come on.

514
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,124
Now duck your head.

515
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,001
Watch her arm there,
watch her arm!

516
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,378
Hold it now, hold it!

517
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:29,473
Have some more
hot soup, Lucy.

518
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,395
Oh, thank you.

519
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,981
Honey, you sure
you're going to be all right?

520
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:40,442
Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah, p-p-p-put
the blanket up another notch.

521
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:41,443
All right.

522
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,279
We can be sure
of one thing.

523
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,114
That freezer
really freezes.

524
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:48,450
Oh, boy, you can
s-s-say that again.

525
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:52,121
Well, how's our little
quick-frozen redhead?

526
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,622
Okay, Fred.

527
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,790
Good.

528
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:55,875
Hey!

529
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,836
What smells so good?

530
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,921
It certainly makes me
hungry, whatever it is.

531
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,047
Yeah.

532
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,049
Hey, smells like somebody's
cooking a roast.

533
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,259
Yeah.

534
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,510
Yeah.

535
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,929
Smells delicious.

536
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,263
Yeah.

537
00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:12,558
Fred, where were you just now?

538
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,226
Down lighting
the furnace, why?

539
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,436
Unplug me! Unplug me! Unplug me!

540
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:17,938
What's the
matter with you?

541
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,315
What's the matter, Lucy?!

542
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,773
Lucy, where
are you going?

543
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:21,984
Don't ask questions.

544
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,111
Just get a knife and a fork
and a bottle of ketchup

545
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:28,407
and follow me to the biggest
barbecue in the whole world!

546
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,929
<i>The part of the deliveryman</i>

547
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,722
<i>was played by Frank Sully.</i>

548
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,392
<i>The women shoppers were
Kay Wiley and Barbara Pepper.</i>

549
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,752
I Love Lucy
<i>is a Desilu production.</i>


